On second thought, this is too good to leave only on Twitter.

[cimorene]

I've bookmarked this entire story on   cimness  for the Old-School-Fandom-Purple-Melodrama lulz, but a few lines stood out especially. Am I right or amirite that you can totally discern that they come from the same twisted mind?

"All he could do was lie there, his hands running over that broad, powerful back as Solo vacuumed his tonsils."

...and...

"Napoleon's mouth fastened onto his like an upset limpet."

Comments

[flamebyrd]

Those are both kind of awesome. However, I am now attempting to picture a sad limpet and it just isn't working.

[cimorene]

What does a limpet even look like? When I hear the word, I automatically think of myself, which tells you something about my personality...

[flamebyrd]

I thought I knew, but when I wikied it it turned out I was completely wrong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Limplets_various_examples.jpg Like that, apparently.

Not terribly anthropomorphic, basically.

[mecurtin]

My mind keeps running them together, and visualizing a limpet with a vacuum cleaner. In the SpongeBob universe, clearly.