How dare you wobble my plebefic header's boa constrictor!

[cimorene]

1. A/N: Simple words are used for readers to easily understand.



2. Notes: I seriously think I'm updating way too quick. Am I? *blinks*



3. Excerpt: "I look at Adam’s beautiful blue eyes. As always, they are rimmed with a thick smudge of black pencil, and I feel close to fainting with joy at the thought that I will be looking at those eyes for the rest of my life."



4. Summary: Ryan is a new boy at Modern Day High, and it starts when he feels Edward Cullen is annoyed by his body scent. through some weird and unfortunate events, now Ryan and Edward are dating. finally.



5. Authors Notes: Okay..so like...this is pretty much dominated by the sex, it's short and relatively less detailed than it actually could've been. So...condensed version of sex? They were kids, so I didn't want something just off the wall nastey, just...it kinda has a first-timers feel to it.

♥ aeslis for #1-2

Comments

[brownbetty]

Fainting with joy! Honestly, probably rarer than the “barfing with joy” and “hiccoughing with joy” reactions.

[cimorene]

I personally like to go with "squeaking and embracing/squeezing with joy". But truly intense joy tends to overwhelm and you get a lot of hilariously blank facial expressions in my experience.