Show Me The Plebefic Headers

[cimorene]

1. Summary: No way was he participating in a play. Not even if it was filled with blood, violence, and huge tragedies. Not even then would you see Brendon Boyd Urie on stage wearing some frilly little costume with make-up on his face. Never.



2. [Author's notes] Also, this is a bit experimental…and deals with different realities.



3. Disclaimer: I do not own them, or… the storyline. Sadly. Title/idea from Clay Aiken’s song “Invisible”.



4. Character/Pairing(s) – Daniel/Rory
   Summary – A year has passed since Rorschach’s death and Daniel can’t deal with it.



5. Pairing: Dan/Rory
   Warnings: in this chapter, there be fluff enough to kill a zebra. you've been warned. I gave myself diabeties writing it.
   DISCLAIMER: I owned Watchmen 35 minutes ago.
   A/N: I really hope to God this isn't so OOC as to get me killed :D

Comments

[effex]

Tell me, please, that they're not actually calling Rorschach 'Rory.'




...how much fluff *does* it take to kill a zebra?

[cimorene]

Are we talking about smothering? Probably not TOO much. Just enough to block the airway. A small pillow should do it.

[effex]

I was thinking of accidental/forced consumption, actually - what's the limit before their stomach rolls due to impaction and surgery is no longer an option?

Smothering would be easier.

[effex]

And then I started thinking about the times I've helped my mom nurse one of our horses past colic and this comment got a lot less funny. [sighs]

Still, these are a particularly fine batch of plebefic headers! I am also extraordinarily fond of #1.

[cimorene]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that someone's confused Brendon with Chuck Norris there.

[flamebyrd]

Which is funny because if you were going to confuse any of them with Chuck Norris you could at least go for the one whose surname is actually Walker.

*whistles*

[cimorene]

ooooooooh. Badum-ching! XD