cimorene

So for the past few days I've been hugely impressed by someone even more amazing than Limpet Vacuum Girl or Immortal Waycestuous Assbaby Snake!Frank Girl. The intensity of this girl's devotion to childraped, ponytailed sparkle motion cannot be overstated. To put it another way, the archive contains 38 stories by her, almost entirely first times featuring the same OMCs and the same elaborate childrape backstory for Illya as well as the same completely non-canon ponytail. I guess we all have to have our kinks.

BUT THEN.

"A - um, a refractory period. That's what it's called."

"And what was your question exactly?" When he put his lips to Illya's throat he could feel Illya's pulse beating there.

"Well - we don't seem to have one."

"No, we don't, do we. Do you know what that means?" He moved up so he was smiling directly into Illya's eyes, and they smiled back at him.

"No."

"True love." Napoleon fitted them together with care and oh, how perfect the match was. "It's a sign of true love."

Okay. So.

perhael: "Our love is so true, it overrides normal physical reactions!"

perhael: I MEAN SRSLY WHAT.

cimorene: True loves means your balls are magically always full!

cimorene: THEY CAN NOW ACCESS THE SPECIAL TRUE LOVE RESERVE SPUNK.

perhael: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm picturing a secret secure door inside the ballsac labeled "true love reserves".

cimorene: ÖAKLHSDFÖASDHLHFYYYTBJUT

perhael: "OPEN ONLY IN CASE OF SOULMATES"

cimorene: khxcvöla>kxv It's probably triggered by a physical mechanism!

cimorene: Once the cock touches the soul... which as we know is located just past the prostate...

cimorene: I have to post this.

perhael: You really do!

perhael: Other people need to know about this magical discovery! They may have been wondering why they still have refractory periods! They might not know it's because they haven't found their ~*TRUE LOVE*~!