random surrealism from the random surrealism generator

[cimorene]

Would you like a sparkly sprout?

You vampiric net!

And I would have been able to write an SQL database to store details about it, too, if it wasn't for you horrible whisks!

Never try to bite slugs.

I think it's time to punch Eric Draven.

I'm sorry, but I must prove the existence of God using your newspaper.

Never try to bare all to nutters.

The dirty magazines - they inseminate me!

I'm an irksome stick, you know.

Do you mind if I stamp on you?

Bras and ferns - it's lucky they don't trace me.