cimorene

cimorene: Sometimes I want to take out a billboard world-wide about Uggs being slippers, not street shoes. It's gotten to the point that 70% of the autumn outfits in the H&M online catalog are styled with imitation Uggs [This is an exaggeration, of course. It's only the casual outfits - over 50% of H&M outfits are styled with trashy-looking trend-slave heels, as usual.]

isilya: OH MY GOD. And also, I want to shame everyone who owns Crocs.
Cim: Okay, in the H&M plus-size section, they have this image of a hot, chubby woman... wearing yoga pants tucked into fake Uggs and a long tunic and a sweatercoat with big butterfly sleeves and a shawl collar, if I remember right.
Cim: And she's like, wearing makeup and styled hair! And carrying a status bag!
Cim: YOU DO REALIZE THAT THAT OUTFIT IS PAJAMAS, RIGHT
Cim: Are you a trophy wife stopping to pick up groceries on the way to get your kids from soccer before going to the gym? No? THEN PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS AND SHOES.