Today in class, the lecturer made this speech:
She elaborated that that is the typical age at which children are taught Genesis at public school, provided that they (like the vast majority of Finns) are members of the state Lutheran church (despite the fact that Finland is a vastly areligious and non-churchgoing country, mind)1.
Shocked, I asked wasn't it true that Lutherans were taught that the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally? The teacher just looked at me blankly. Because they're not actually fundamentalists, and it's fundamentalists who take it literally? I said. She still seemed confused, and could only offer that there are different people who interpret it with different amounts of literalness. Naturally, but I was taught that the whole POINT (like, salient feature) of fundamentalism was taking as literally true things that according to the doctrines of older classical Christian denominations... weren't considered to be (such as creating the universe in exactly one week, and the world being 6000 years old, and pi being 3 exactly). So I was kind of in a state of culture shock.
I was determinedly inattentive to Christian mythology as an Atheist, half-Jew child; but I have vague theoretical knowledge of these different sects, mostly historical, that encompasses their basic Thing, like Catholicism = the Pope and the Trinity and the saints damn near verging on the polytheistic at times; and Episcopalian = Henry VIII's divorces; and Martin Luther = transubstantiation, the Lutheran work ethic, the Bible in German (?); and Presbyterianism = hardcore predestination, etc. I don't care super much about such differences, but it passed before my eyes in European history a couple of different times and was occasionally interesting. And I really thought that your typical Christian denomination has an official doctrine, comparable to the Vatican's but usually not as determinedly stupid and backward, and wouldn't that lay out how literally or not the Bible is to be taken? Because it's not like that doesn't make a difference.
Then she capped it all off with this:
-_- So now I'm like, okay, can ANYTHING she says about religion be trusted? Or is the question of whether you take the mythology literally or not really that foreign to the Finnish notion of religion? Or is she simply so unfamiliar with the concept of fundamentalism (or indeed crazy USA-style Christians by any other name) that she was thinking I meant that Lutherans don't literally believe Jesus to be the son of God or something, instead of that they perhaps don't literally believe that it took God exactly six days to create the universe?
Although it wasn't as gobsmacking as the time at ÅA a few years ago in Folkloristics when we were supposed to be having a lecture on (yes, really, no lie) anthropological methodology and the lecturer didn't know who Jane Goodall was...
"In first grade my daughter was taught that the universe started with the Big Bang and everything, but then in second grade religion class she was taught that God said 'Let there be light' and all, and she was like, 'I don't really get how these two things go together.'"
She elaborated that that is the typical age at which children are taught Genesis at public school, provided that they (like the vast majority of Finns) are members of the state Lutheran church (despite the fact that Finland is a vastly areligious and non-churchgoing country, mind)1.
Shocked, I asked wasn't it true that Lutherans were taught that the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally? The teacher just looked at me blankly. Because they're not actually fundamentalists, and it's fundamentalists who take it literally? I said. She still seemed confused, and could only offer that there are different people who interpret it with different amounts of literalness. Naturally, but I was taught that the whole POINT (like, salient feature) of fundamentalism was taking as literally true things that according to the doctrines of older classical Christian denominations... weren't considered to be (such as creating the universe in exactly one week, and the world being 6000 years old, and pi being 3 exactly). So I was kind of in a state of culture shock.
I was determinedly inattentive to Christian mythology as an Atheist, half-Jew child; but I have vague theoretical knowledge of these different sects, mostly historical, that encompasses their basic Thing, like Catholicism = the Pope and the Trinity and the saints damn near verging on the polytheistic at times; and Episcopalian = Henry VIII's divorces; and Martin Luther = transubstantiation, the Lutheran work ethic, the Bible in German (?); and Presbyterianism = hardcore predestination, etc. I don't care super much about such differences, but it passed before my eyes in European history a couple of different times and was occasionally interesting. And I really thought that your typical Christian denomination has an official doctrine, comparable to the Vatican's but usually not as determinedly stupid and backward, and wouldn't that lay out how literally or not the Bible is to be taken? Because it's not like that doesn't make a difference.
Then she capped it all off with this:
"Whatever it's called--Fundamentalism--I don't know what that might be, if that's what you call it."
-_- So now I'm like, okay, can ANYTHING she says about religion be trusted? Or is the question of whether you take the mythology literally or not really that foreign to the Finnish notion of religion? Or is she simply so unfamiliar with the concept of fundamentalism (or indeed crazy USA-style Christians by any other name) that she was thinking I meant that Lutherans don't literally believe Jesus to be the son of God or something, instead of that they perhaps don't literally believe that it took God exactly six days to create the universe?
Although it wasn't as gobsmacking as the time at ÅA a few years ago in Folkloristics when we were supposed to be having a lecture on (yes, really, no lie) anthropological methodology and the lecturer didn't know who Jane Goodall was...
- She also remarked that she didn't know how parents could respond to such a tough question, and I am also puzzled by that. How the teacher could respond, yes, that's something that you could legit agonize over, not that I would, but a parent? Simply telling the child which one the parent believes is probably perfectly adequate, though not as good as a complete basic explanation of the issue, which also isn't that hard to do. By grade 2 most children are well able to handle the concepts of 'fictional story', 'true story', and 'belief', even if their understanding isn't complete.
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Date: 8 Dec 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9 Dec 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)What the US media calls 'Islamic fundamentalists' aren't taking the writings of Mohammed literally anyway; they're typically going on pre-Islamic cultural mores and also exaggerating them in a crazy way.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 01:17 pm (UTC)canonscripture to back themselves up. I mean, they think of themselves as fundamentalists. Kinda like Westboro Baptist, if you can call what they do "thinking."(no subject)
Date: 8 Dec 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)It's an elaborate face that involves a lot of furious eyebrow manipulation. By which I mean, I roll my eyes.
I know I've had a tonne more Church history then most do, but I feel that there are some gaping logic holes in that all on its own.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 02:37 am (UTC)Our Christian right in politics, for example, wouldn't be as immediately recognisable because (even though they do exist) the majority of the country comes from a similar religious upbringing. I distinctly remember reading children's science books about evolution and the Big Bang while being taught Genesis and other excerpts from the bible in school. I think I accepted religion as something I was expected to listen to, but if you asked me where we came from, I would say we were descended from apes. It was a very strange balancing act.
* Granted, I think the Church's influence is still prevalent in my parents' generation, since we have recent laws like being fined if someone overhears your blasphemy and reports you for it. Then I tend to headdesk and despair for the future. Only in Ireland.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 10:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9 Dec 2009 11:30 am (UTC)I was taught religion (and, oddly enough, Junior Cert French--and almost failed it) by nuns in secondary school, but it was when we had our first lay person for Leaving Cert religion that we started having decent discussions. We were using books several decades out of date, of course, so I had an Angry Moment when we came to the homosexuality section. Thankfully, she was all, "Yes, this is several years out of date, the Church says the gays must deny their feelings, but that's wrong."(I'm paraphrasing slightly.) I remember thinking, Oh good, I won't have to unintentionally out myself by expressing outrage.
Don't know how that class would have gone if a nun had taught it.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 12:10 pm (UTC)The reason she brought it up was that the Minister of Education is pushing to drastically decrease the amount of time spent on it in favor of more time on the arts and other non-academic, pre-technical school subjects/electives. Actually, I don't think learning about world religions would be wasted time at all, considering how ethnically homogenous and geographically insulated we are in Finland, since they usually fail to get any remotely appropriate amount of knowledge about OTHER religions even equivalent to what I learned in public school in Alabama, the second-worst state for public school in the country, simply in World History without even a religion class. I do think that any time learning about their own religion is pretty wasted since they have to go to a special, outside-of-school class for confirmation anyway, and if they don't wish to be confirmed they can certainly learn as much as they need to about the religion by osmosis. Obviously, the conservatives are heavily against this idea, and we were forced to read a letter to the editor last night that made my blood boil so much that I covered the paper with angry hand-written "WTF" and scribbled rebuttals.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 12:15 pm (UTC)So, okay, I was totally taught wrong, or rather what I was taught about Lutheranism in the US doesn't apply to the independent Lutheran churches of Finland and wherever, but I still think it doesn't really make sense. That means they barely even have a doctrine, aside from "O HAY GUISE, READ THESE" with a list of certain approved books of the Bible! I suppose it makes historical sense for them to expand to include all the varieties of denominational differences that would exist as separate churches elsewhere, if they historically didn't even allow any other churches.
But it still doesn't make sense for them to teach Genesis in primary school without explicitly explaining the difference between science and religion and the fact that the latter is generally presumed by the vast majority of Finnish/European Christendom/the country/the scientific community to not be taken literally. In fact, it's shockingly irresponsible from my point of view.
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Date: 9 Dec 2009 01:01 pm (UTC)Also, as a Presbyterian, I was never, ever taught anything about predestination. The most that was ever said about it, to my knowledge, was one particular minister (and this guy was more of a biblical literalist than most of the ministers my church had) who suggested that predestination was God's knowledge of how one would exercise free will, not being saved or damned from the first moment on. And that was all that was ever said.
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