while we're on the subject of badfic

[cimorene]

also on notice: "A SOUND HE DIDN'T KNOW HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE" (which was too wide for the noticeboard)

Comments

[brownbetty]

ds;jfkljs: DOWSING

That's not going to WORK unless SOMEONE has a FORKED PENIS.

(Okay, apparently it's an alternate spelling, but I reject the Princeton lexical database's reality and substitute my own.)

[cimorene]

I've never encountered this "alternate spelling" in a legitimate modern source. Maybe it's regional.