plebefic headers: Warnings: I'm not very funny, don't read this

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Oh gods, I think I wrote song!fic!!!!



2. Warnings: I'm not very funny, don't read this



3. Summary: There he lay on his couch trying to sleep after his flight from LA but then you as his newly hired companion tempted him not to sleep. *Haha, this is my first attempt writing anything, ignore gram errors xD*



4. Warnings/Spoilers: Set at an indeterminate place in S5, flashbacks to hell, somewhat graphic styalised violence, gratuitous comma usage.



5. Notes: If tentacle rape is not your thing, but a Clarky/Holmes/Watson threesome is, you can skip the tentacle action and go straight to that part of the fic (just imagine Holmes got dosed with something like sex pollen).