plebefic headers: Why, yes, spanking can be implied

[cimorene]

1. Summary: It was pitiful what he was for as beautiful as he was.



2. Warnings: Highlight to read * Reference to oral sex*



3. Word Count: 140. It's like a haiku. A smut haiku. [A smut haiku where each word is less than 1/8th of a syllable.]



4. Disclaimer: I don't own any elves sorry



5. Warnings: Implied spanking. Why, yes, spanking can be implied. [Oh really? Prove it! How? HOW???]
   

#1 ♥ aeslis

ION, my baby sister turned 19 yesterday so we had a little chat for the occasion, during the course of which we decided that Mark Zuckerberg's actions as presented in The Social Network don't quite make sense, so in reality he must have been getting revenge for Eduardo either breaking his heart or, like, fucking his mom or sister, or running over his dog. #obviouslyrelated

Also, her boyfriend has Ryan Ross's hair and is a hipster who's grounded by his parents for breaking probation by smoking pot because he forgot it was time for his hearing and failed a drug test. LOLLLLLLLLL.