homophobic granny

[cimorene]

So on Christmas Eve when the adults were sitting around handing out presents, Wax's mom announced that she'd gotten a bizarre, ridiculous, and rather offensive Christmas card for ~the family~ from Wax's homophobic granny who hates me. We were like "O RLY?" "What's it like?" "How bad is it?" and she just made us so curious that we finally demanded she take it out and let us see. So the card said,

Merry Christmas to

Wax's mom and all her children and grandchildren, plus her sons' wives.

Faces:

:O :O :O :O :O :O

Comments:

"Dude."

"Wow."

"That's pretty bad."

"Yep, that is offensive."

"Damn."

Bitch is 90, but she can still bring it!