lolsome (or brain-scarring) kinkmeme prompts

[cimorene]

1. Mycroft suffers from constant suicidal impulses. The only reason he's still alive is his only brother, Sherlock. That's why he's overprotective of him. Because he knows once he loses him, he also loses his own life.



2. John goes under witness protection, but Sherlock follows him. Eventually, John decides that he can't live without Sherlock and stops running, only to be killed immediately afterwards.



3. Jared's heavy with Chris' twins. He is big and sore with the weight of the babies. Chris knowing that takes him to relax in their pool. lots of pool sex and Jared going into labor while swimming. Not really water birth but Chris makes him stay in water to help with the contractions.



4. Merlin is the last surviving member of the royal family of his conquered kingdom. Arthur is the one leading the siege, who decides it is his due to take what he has conquered.Eventually, despite a rough start(and lots of angst? because Arthur did kill his family after all), they learn to come to love each other, possibly even leading to marriage? Bonus if Merlin comes to realize that his father actually wasn't a very good king and Arthur, despite his seeming brutality, is actually an positive change for the kingdom (and for him).



5. After an exhausting day on the set Colin is really tired and slips in the shower and knocks himself out. Bradley doesn't find him straight away, and then blames himself for not being there and for Colin getting hurt. From that point on he gets VERY overprotective and won't let Colin bathe alone.The control slowly extends to all other areas of their life as well. Colin can be reluctant at first, perhaps tries disobeying Bradley's control, but something bad happens when he does and soon he's glad to be following all Bradley's instructions...

Comments

[mirabella]

There is nothing more eyeball-scarring in fandom than kink meme prompts. Nothing.

[phosfate]

#2 actually got written. It was like a roadrunner cartoon with sodomy.

[cimorene]

Sorry to say they've all been written. I have some people who occasionally message me kinkmeme prompts, but I collected all these personally from the headers of posted fic.

[phosfate]

I would like to die now, thanks.

[cimorene]

I feel you.

[brownbetty]

This is the best one sentence description of anything, ever, and I plan to apply it to everything from now on. “How was breakfast?” "Like a roadrunner cartoon with sodomy, thanks."

[phosfate]

Oh, God, now I'm gonna have a really hard time not using it everywhere. "How'd the meeting go?" *bites lips together to keep from speaking*

[cimorene]

You could save it for really awkward situations, when it will be the most useful!

[cimorene]

But then you think 'Is that Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote?' and it's all downhill from there.

[brownbetty]

Oh my god! All of those made go AUGH!

[cimorene]

LIKEWISE

[foursweatervests]

WHY did I read these? My mind will never be the same...

[cimorene]

Well, I did put 'brain-scarring' in the title. Should I perhaps include a more explicit warning for the sensitive in future...? I gotta say that this one includes the one that's grossed me out the most in all my years of headers. I don't think it's the weirdest or the wtfest, but definitely the one that gave me the most visceral AUUUUGHEWWWWNOOOOO.

[foursweatervests]

I thought you were kidding! I'll take your warnings more seriously in the future, I promise. Number 3 and 5 really threw me for a loop. Eugh.

[cimorene]

Ah, okay, I'll make sure it's clearly a warning in future titles. :D

And also, yeah. 3 is the one that made me want to crawl out of my skin, but 5 is one of those "endless loop of WHAT" ones. (WHAT? WHAT? WHAT.)

[foursweatervests]

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY *WROTE* THESE. I'm just...???

[cimorene]

Pretty much this, yeah.

[foursweatervests]

XD