plebefic headers: Only If Kris' roaches weren't so damn bothersome during foreplay

[cimorene]

1. [From the Author's Notes] Title from ‘Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely’ by Backstreet Boys



2. Summary: Tommy wakes up and finds out hes a shifter. Adam is a vampire who needs Tommy's help to bring down Issac, King of the Vampires. [One of the drummers in Adam Lambert's last touring band was named ISAAC, but most of the fandom can't spell it to save their lives.]



3. Warnings: Swearing, mentions of violence, sexual situations, het (!)



4. Fandom: Harry Potter/American Idol
   Characters: Harry Potter, Bellatrix LeStrange, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen
   Author's Notes: AU (Alternate Universe); Title inspired by the Theory of a Deadman song of the same title; Some Weasley-bashing; WARN: Slash, MPreg.
   Author’s Note2: The European Wizarding World in this fic is intentionally portrayed as a little “behind the times” from the North/South American Wizarding World. The reason being that their Ministries do not allow for the same advanced studies.
   [link to fic] “I knew he was no good the second I saw him swagger on down Knockturn Alley like he owned the place,” said a short young woman with the frizziest hair Adam had ever seen. Adam restrained from suggesting a hair care regiment to her and instead raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow and kept walking.



5. [Summary] Only If Kris' roaches weren't so damn bothersome during foreplay. (Kradam Smex drabble)
   " I won't stop baby... Nnnn, Haven't felt your body this close since we were forced to keep eachother warm that night. " Adam groaned, His bulge was dying to breathe. His pant's felt too tight, Forcing him to hold his breath in a little.
   " I know! We're crazy to hold off... This feels so damn good. " Kris hands rubbed Adam's crotch, Loving how big it felt in his palm. It fit nicely.