plebefic headers: no offence to anyone who is a pedophille

[cimorene]

1. A/N: Should I make this an M-Preg?



2. Warnings: Adam being a bit of a dick at first,Butt slapping, Adam using his belt for something other than to wear it, Cussing, Kris topping Adam, Men rolling around in piles of books, Getting a bit banged up. Word play? and no offence to anyone who is a pedophille or has tourretes. please im sorry, dont get offended by anything i ever write. they were just teasing eachother.



3. Summary: Suddenly the rush of blood to his groin makes horrible sense. [ETA: cypher: "...aaaaahhhh! LEECHES!"]



4. Warnings: dirty talk, sex machine, explicit sex



5. Author Notes: This is my first time writing a fic like this. I did some research, which I really didn't need to. I didn't use everything that I've read. But still, I hope what I did use was right. If I messed up somewhere, I am truly sorry. Oh, I've read that the actual age of the youngest priest is 25, but since this is a made up story, I changed it. Also, I made Frank the priest instead of Gerard because I like to write my fic's differently.

Comments

via network

[cypher]

Suddenly the rush of blood to his groin makes horrible sense.


....aaaaahhhh! LEECHES!

Re: via network

[cimorene]

WIN

[killing_rose]

Via network myself.

...I have no words. (Well, I have a couple related toward the "sex machine" warning. Not least that if it's one of the types in the Museum of Sex, it sure as hell needs a warning...)

[cimorene]

Very true.

[brownbetty]

…I really thought the paedophile thing was your extrapolation of some unfortunate verb agreement error or something. NO.

[cimorene]

Yeah, no. :(

[rydra_wong]

... at least it's not spelled Turrets syndrome?

[cimorene]

I was kind of surprised they spelled it recognizably myself.