plebefic headers: I don't like having fun.

[cimorene]

1. Feedback: Keeps the plot weasel fed


2. Warnings: Naked/Shower scene and a masterbation scene too, From Kris and Adam's point of view. Mistakes are mind, So please don't unleash hell on me :) [ Brad in this fic is based on someone who was very close to me. ]


3. Summary: Jared is a young guy trying to come to terms with his abusive relationship and grow past the denial he's built up for so long, then a kind, gentle green eyed beauty suddenly turns his life upside down and makes him think about his relationship and what he could have.


4. A/N: Based on the picture. Just to stop difficulties now: No. I wasn’t there when it was taken. No. I don’t know if it was in Texas. No. I don’t know if it was at Jensen's Parent’s House. Yes. I am aware that he’s wearing shoes so his feet aren’t actually naked.
   
   If you have other issues about the reality of the situation about which I wrote fictional fiction, please write me a long involved comment about it. I don’t like having fun.


5. Disclaimer: <-- [What? Seriously, what? What on earth does a left-pointing arrow mean?]

Comments

[torachan]

Mistakes are mind, So please don't unleash hell on me

Hahaha, even if there weren't a typo in this, what do they think it means!? Like, the "all mistakes are mine" thing I usually see in beta notes, as a "don't blame the beta" type thing, but here it's "all mistakes are mine so don't blame me". WHAT.

[cimorene]

It's like when they produce language, they just pull words and phrases from a grab bag labelled "things said in this situation" without actually pausing to make sure the sentence makes sense.

Alas, I have known people who talked like that, too. :/

[mirabella]

If you have other issues about the reality of the situation about which I wrote fictional fiction, please write me a long involved comment about it. I don’t like having fun.

Oh, so that's where all those commenters from the HP and LotR fandoms went. Thank Christ it wasn't to Inception.

[cimorene]

Like the one who corrected you about the color of monks' robes!

[mirabella]

LOL, exactly! In a fic that wasn't even remotely about monks!

Oh, Author 4. I feel you, my sister.

[cimorene]

It was kinda even funnier if you saw the rest of the header because it was a story based on a kinkmeme prompt of some random snapshot of J2 together. Apparently their location and shoes were SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUES to one or more past commenters!

[mrkinch]

I understand the "Disclaimer: <--". As far as I can tell, disclaimers are bullshit. They certainly won't protect you from anything, so why go into pointless detail? This disclaims everything with utter economy.

[cimorene]

I admit that something like that interpretation did occur to me, and it's true they probably don't do anything, but then, if you really are that invested in saving space... why include the line at all? Plenty of people don't. Whereas if you're at a community that requires a disclaimer for some reason, you can always just C&P...

[foursweatervests]

Theeeeey...forgot a disclaimer and the beta was pointing it out?

[cimorene]

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[foursweatervests]

Heee

[flamebyrd]

Maybe their default layout has the disclaimer in the sidebar? *scratches head*

[cimorene]

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