He's writing his book "How To Be a Turd" as we speak.

[cimorene]

So Russel Crowe has started frequently beating Perry up and stealing his bed. Like this was the third time today:

I went to step over the dog and looked down and said, "Perry, when did you get so small and feline?" Wax craned over to see and commented, "Russel Crowe, you're such a turd."

I naturally wondered where the dog was if the cat was in the dog bed, and located him in the middle of the room, directly behind Wax on the bare floor. "Wax, look."

She leaned over the back of the sofa to get a closer look and informed me, "He's sleeping on the tea cosy."

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[eight_demands]

That's what you get for naming him Russel Crowe.

[cimorene]

Dude, WE didn't name him that! Although perhaps we should've known when we adopted him... but with a name like that, how could we say no? Plus... he's just so handsome. A lovely leggy blond with his mischievous David Bowie eyes and permanent :3-face.