plebefic headers: teh dead

[cimorene]

1. Words: 2.840
   Also: it's late, this thing is comparatively long, so I haven't re-read it for mistakes yet. Don't mind any that are there!


2. Summary: Jensen is the snarky, unabashed handyman who wears his heart on his sleeve, and Jared is the wealthy, superficial line producer who thinks he’s found true love in the boss’s daughter. The two couldn’t be more different. But when a cruel act of fate maroons them on an island, they must learn to endure each other's company and accept each other's differences in order to survive.


3. The Avengers work in the SHIELD facilities. And by work what is really meant is, under Fury’s orders they all stay cooped up inside the dammed building for six hours everyday until they have to go out, fight some crime, and then come back for congratulatory pizza.


4. Porn. Fingering porn


5. Sherlock returns from teh dead to find Joanna has a baby.

♥ phosfate #s 4-5

Comments

[brownbetty]

#2: SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

[phosfate]

"I built us this whole Swiss Family Robinson house. How's that fire coming along?"
"FUCK YOU is how it's coming along. FUCK YOU."
"But it's nearly Noon, and we've been here a whole day!"

[cimorene]

You could probably get comments if you posted this comment as a fic in a J2 community.

[nonisland]

Discovered in the wild:

Warnings Sexual context, violence, non-con, domesticity

[noblesandwich.livejournal.com]

I find #4 refreshingly minimalist, myself.