Header Spelunking: (ill-advised)

[cimorene]

1. Intentionally unbetaed, because this isn't a story, it's just a giant pile of feelings.
   


2. I don't even know how to describe it or anything. IDK. I didn't even edit it and kinda rushed the ending because it was supposed to be a short thing and was getting long.
   Words: 1,076


3. [Tags] Minor Character Death, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, AND BY MINOR CHARACTER DEATH I MEAN SAM WINCHESTER


4. [Tags] Withnail/OFC (ill-advised)


5. James Bond is the teacher of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Q is the new Transfiguration teacher. They are absolutely in love.
   
   Q is beginning teaching at Hogwarts, with the backdrop of You-Know-Who soon to return. Harry Potter is attempting an illicit relationship, Bond is lying, and Q's entire world is a secret. The Holmes brothers are on the run, and Raoul Silva is far from benign.
   
   Or: The Order of the Phoenix, with bonus Holmes boys and a pair of not-quite secret agents.