why did the chicken cross the road? because it had been trained to come when called

[cimorene]

ME: Doves don’t provide tons of delicious chicken eggs, but chickens can’t be flight trained.

MY WIFE: Of course chickens can fly. You know about my chicken who could fly. Chickens just DON’T fly because they don’t need to.

[ONE DAY LATER…]



also from Tumblr yesterday

So, of course my ultimate life goal evolves somewhat - I always want to move to Pargas, but I used to want sheep, then goats, and now I think maybe just chickens (maybe also goats). NEW PLAN:

1. Move to Pargas
2. Get fancy chickens
3. Flight train said chickens
4. ??
5. Profit (probably not profit; just enjoy flying chickens)