cimorene

"and I have brought thee loathsome bread with me, such as ye aliens must needs eat: take it!"

—The Wood Beyond the World (for that thing your companion insists on eating that you don't like)

"Many wise men dwell therein, and of fools not more than in other lands."

—The Wood Beyond the World (for when you really want someone to visit but are scrupulously fair and overly aware of the presence of fools)

"him whom the devil hath cast out because he hath found him a dastard"

—The Well at the World's End (for when the devil is pro-evil but anti-sneaking/cheating)

But the town within [...] was scarce so fairly builded as the worst of the towns which Ralph had seen erst, though there were a many houses therein.

—The Well at the World's End (for when your vacation destination has not impressed you)

They [...] deemed it not much fairer than it was great; and it was nowise great, albeit it was strange and uncouth of fashion.

—The Well at the World's End (for when something is severely overrated)

a chamber [...] the plenishing whereof was both scanty and rude

—The Well at the World's End (for medieval airbnb reviews)

"and the hand of Weird is mighty."

—The Well at the World's End (obviously useful in practically any situation)

multi-fannish American queer cat & bunny owner in Finland