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cimorenerandom surrealisms del día:
How dare you transmogrify my chainsaw's party popper!
Are you trying to play chess with my bubble bath?
Are you a guillotine or a moth?
Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets, Trent Reznor. Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets like a microscopic engine part.
Never try to shake little boys.
You tiresome cheesecake!
How can someone so bulbous stir coffee with a newt?
beak.c:389: naughty fault before 'crystal' - 'device' is not a shrub
Look at that glass eye! Wouldn't it be nice to abuse Hansel and Gretel with it?
Is it a tyre? Is it a rice cake? No, it's Bugs Bunny! More genetically-modified than a bizarre contraceptive device, able to snog rather old-fashioned daffodils in a single lemonade bottle!
My runaway crystal said find fingerprints on the stop-sign, and don't give a damn about protons on the way.
You are the most goddamn poacher. Goodbye!
Look at my spiteful cheesecake! Wouldn't it be nice to break the light-speed barrier with it?
Never sidle towards a sticking plaster!
I've proof that you put things in phone booths!
The wastepaper baskets - they slap me!
How dare you transmogrify my chainsaw's party popper!
Are you trying to play chess with my bubble bath?
Are you a guillotine or a moth?
Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets, Trent Reznor. Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets like a microscopic engine part.
Never try to shake little boys.
You tiresome cheesecake!
How can someone so bulbous stir coffee with a newt?
beak.c:389: naughty fault before 'crystal' - 'device' is not a shrub
Look at that glass eye! Wouldn't it be nice to abuse Hansel and Gretel with it?
Is it a tyre? Is it a rice cake? No, it's Bugs Bunny! More genetically-modified than a bizarre contraceptive device, able to snog rather old-fashioned daffodils in a single lemonade bottle!
My runaway crystal said find fingerprints on the stop-sign, and don't give a damn about protons on the way.
You are the most goddamn poacher. Goodbye!
Look at my spiteful cheesecake! Wouldn't it be nice to break the light-speed barrier with it?
Never sidle towards a sticking plaster!
I've proof that you put things in phone booths!
The wastepaper baskets - they slap me!
