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random surrealisms del día:

How dare you transmogrify my chainsaw's party popper!

Are you trying to play chess with my bubble bath?

Are you a guillotine or a moth?

Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets, Trent Reznor. Prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with ferrets like a microscopic engine part.

Never try to shake little boys.

You tiresome cheesecake!

How can someone so bulbous stir coffee with a newt?

beak.c:389: naughty fault before 'crystal' - 'device' is not a shrub

Look at that glass eye! Wouldn't it be nice to abuse Hansel and Gretel with it?

Is it a tyre? Is it a rice cake? No, it's Bugs Bunny! More genetically-modified than a bizarre contraceptive device, able to snog rather old-fashioned daffodils in a single lemonade bottle!

My runaway crystal said find fingerprints on the stop-sign, and don't give a damn about protons on the way.

You are the most goddamn poacher. Goodbye!

Look at my spiteful cheesecake! Wouldn't it be nice to break the light-speed barrier with it?

Never sidle towards a sticking plaster!

I've proof that you put things in phone booths!

The wastepaper baskets - they slap me!