headers and summaries: faking your death as a family tradition

[cimorene]

1. When model Greg Lestrade finds himself unemployed all of a sudden, he turns to a friend for help. Working for Honestly Posh, a fashion label owned by Mycroft Holmes, would be a dream but does Greg stand a chance?



2. When Greg starts singing in the shower, he's startled to realise the man in the next flat also sings. They forge a strange connection through the medium of their tiled walls.



3. Sherlock is only going to the Halloween party so he can see the bat costume that John made but wouldn't show him. That tight, lycra bat costume. Sherlock is wearing lycra skeleton costume that hides nothing. Especially when he keeps pointing out the extra bone he's just made. So Halloween is celebrated wtih lycra sex, and then in dreams with skeleton sex and... tiny BatJohn sex.



4. Whirlwind Romance Sex Married mystrade True Love Implied Greg/Sherlock (Pre-Story and Only Once) I'm Not Dead Let's Have Dinner Happy Ending
   Summary Two years after Mycroft's death, Greg discovers that his husband pulled a Reichenbach. Mycroft is alive and back in London. Even though their marriage was something of a whirlwind, they were always very happy together. Can Greg forgive the past?



5. "Father Christmas is a portly, warm-blooded man so perhaps our Mr Holmes should try his hand at Jack Skellington.”
   Mycroft is rudely dismissed as the possible Father Christmas at the Ministry's Christmas party. Fortunately, he has a loving partner who not only comforts him but also has an idea.

Comments

[zana16]

#2 sounds off the wall enough that it could suit these characters.

[cimorene]

I can't say that I see wackiness as the defining quality of the characters, although there's certainly a lot of implausibility in the canon plots...