more accidental humor from malapropisms and misspellings

[cimorene]

• entire world teamed with secrets



• that rumbled suit



• reversal to type



• ascetically pleasing wrapping



• had corked up an eyebrow



• before exciting the room



• reigning in the panic



• wile away the afternoon



• When Tuesday night arrives without either motif or suspect,



• ridged streak of manners,



• I would be able to legally see you the next time you were invalidated in hospital



• Charles Dickens, while admiral in his pursuit of the plight of those less fortunate



• “I did this to protect you. I don't see why you're making such a fuzz.”



• "But I hope you shall not miss out tomorrow morning’s banquette.”



• chattering away to Greg about all manor of things.



• “That’s rather foreword for you, isn’t it?”



• He breathed deeply, hoping it was discrete,



• a weird summer salt



• As time pasted he became more irritated,

Comments

[krait]

corked up an eyebrow

This sounds like a neologism for 'hit in the face by a flying champagne cork.' :D