nobody ever went broke betting that Snookums was food-motivated

[cimorene]

ME [WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF WAX]: So we'll have half a pizza left over, but that's okay, we can just put it in the fridge once it cools off, assuming nobody has licked it yet... FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
SNOOKUMS: *



*artist's interpretation

Since we only saw him sniff it and did not detect any tongue marks on the pizza, we put it in the refrigerator and left the parchment paper on the stovetop, and Snookums sat down on it to warm his butt on the residual heat. He is now a spinach-pizza-scented Snookum.

Comments

[princessofgeeks]

He must be so happy that you always think of him in this way, sharing your food and all. He is probably vaguely puzzled by the uproar afterward.

[vass]

It's always the orange ones.