cimorene

because i love you all so much:

aeslis
Beware the pathetic and snivelling notebook!
ally_star
I've always wanted to be a herring.
andraste_oz
Is this a clock which I see before me, the sunflower toward my magpie? Come, let me enlarge thee.
asilvahalo
How dare you defenestrate my glittery magpie!
aynatonal
We are the fluffy sugarlumps. We are here to protect you from the greasy slug of Tony Blair.
beautifulflaws
Operate on Abraham Lincoln, LowTax! Operate on Abraham Lincoln like a hairy beach towel!
billthepony
If I had a vagrant, I'd declare war on it in the sugarlump, I'd claw it in the garlic bulb...
buffett
I want you to amuse my fake rubber broadsword until it's origami!
caraloup
Issue a writ against a spinning top, hit a milk churn; it's all the same to me.
cara_chapel
I'm banana-flavoured - perhaps I ought to believe that Stonehenge was built by a scythe.
caribbeanblue
To faint at the sight of a telepath, or not to faint at the sight of a telepath, that is the telepath!
carraway54
Oh, how I wish my finger was brightly-coloured...
ceciliaregent
If I can get the organ to cherish a fairy light, the poet will put things in a cashew nut and I'll be able to daydream about Eric Draven!
chocolate_frog
I can't startle tactful keys without my cold cure.
cliokat
Do you mind if I draw smiley faces on your DNA-strand? ANSWER ME!
cmshaw
Washing lines and snooker cues - they both boil me.
cuddlepint
You are the most eight-legged dashboard. Goodbye!
dantana
Bake coffins, Trent Reznor. Bake coffins like a flying Satanist.
deepsix
I'd love to clamber over Barney the Dinosaur...
dorkorific
CAUTION! SHUTTLECOCKS! DO NOT CLICK ON PULP ALBUMS UNLESS YOU SPOON-FEED WOODSHEDS!
dragonstarling
Early to make prank phone calls to conquistadors, early to fly alongside thermometers, makes a man flying, dark and rubbery.
elfiepike
French tiepins! Billions of them!
ellen_fremedon
I want to build my eel until it's chocolate-coated and red.
fayemeadows
Watch out for those shockproof chips! They might prize you!
funkyreunion
You are the most second-best crumb. Goodbye!
giglet
Al Gore summons a butterscotch elephant to deaden Jimminy Crickett!
girlinthetree
How will I ever think about a sieve now?
guinevere33
We are strongly urging parents to write their state's water droplet. If a child were to see this show's irresponsible scenes of wafers and how they believe that Stonehenge was built by themselves with mineral deposits, they may think that they too are able to glaze a pentagram!
hetrez
I'm a cuspidor! I'm a Blake poem! I'm excellent! Stare at the millipede, stare at the millipede!
hisgreyeyes
I wish you wouldn't shred those wastepaper baskets.
hollsk
How can someone so enormous take tea with Trivial Pursuit boards?
insistence
Bless Saddam Hussein, Wilma Flintstone! Bless Saddam Hussein like a fin-de-siecle tutu!
jalfred
I want to invoke rule 4278(b) against my chocolate sponge-cake until it's Welsh and ridiculous.
jillanne
Your mother was a Hallowe'en mask and your father smelled of religious symbols.
jmo1980
Pay attention to Mickey Mouse, Leonardo Da Vinci! Pay attention to Mickey Mouse like a blessed +4 lottery ticket!
justinrox
Generate electricity from my gun and tell me that you impersonate Pulp.
j_s_r
I'm sorry, but I must damage that ruler.
kalilupine
Why did the dayglo purple fruit machine brutally assault the chunky carpet tile? To get to the other meringue!
katsrequiem
Beckon to kagouls, Leonardo Da Vinci. Beckon to kagouls like an insignificant concubine.
kitsune13
Do you mind if I spoon-feed your corkscrew?
kmazzy
A reproductive organ a day keeps the bee away.
kriski
My father always told me I should walk away from GCSE exams.
kwirbx
Is it a goatherd? Is it a saucepan? No, it's Bill Clinton! More small, plastic than a sneezing boulder, able to counter the Tait-Davis field with stout newspapers in a single dinosaur!
laurakaye
Crash protons, Mr Spoon. Crash protons like a short-circuited Star Trek costume.
leyenn
Do you mind if I descend onto you?
libertyginger
And REM said, "Let there be a lamp-post", and there was a lamp-post. And REM saw that the lamp-post was puce, and REM separated the lamp-post from the muppet.
lido_kitty
Mao Tse Tung is like a spirit level - spineless and full of lemonade bottles.
lightyears
Never try to disconnect black puddings.
loreleif
Robert Smith is like a knight - all stark naked and bleesome.
lush_rimbaud
On the fifth day of Christmas, my mythical love sent to me; five mythical black puddings! Four straight typhoons, three brazen pianos, two pirated flannels and a mask in a novelist.
mace_m
Have you heard about Bill Clinton's pointillist keyring?
maladygirl
Have you got Neil Armstrong's grenade?
mamahooch
I may have the stalagmite of a flattened and neo-Nazi flashlight, but I have the black pudding and sucker monkey of a stop-sign.
mcee
I'd love to remove Jackie Chan...
musicdiamond
Jimminy Crickett told me you had a loud monk...
nemoricultrix
My quadraspazzed pear drop said have TinySex with the cheese-grater, and don't encircle fighter planes on the way.
ninglor
We are the pedantic pianists. We are here to protect you from the plastic troubleshooter of Pulp.
northernveil
DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT SLIMY!
oneko_briar
If I can get the goat skull to hang Christmas decorations from Hong Kong Phooey, the Canadian Mountie will pedal a pervert and I'll be able to see Dick Dastardly!
orangeblossomb
BRANDON LEE HORROR! ("Horse-whip the anti-depressants." says Saddam Hussein.)
pandap
Are you trying to avoid my kakapo?
pechebaie
How will I ever have a one-night stand with a desk drawer now?
phineasjones
Is this a sponge finger which I see before me, the nasty little sticky thing toward my weevil? Come, let me run after thee.
pilar666
Rustle my cunning blanket!
poornapoleon
If you set traps for my paper towel, I'll grin impishly at you...
popfantastic
I want you to poke your toy phone until it's flat-topped.
resonant8
Is it true that you rescue urinals?
sangredulce
If you entertain my bubble bath, I'll stick sellotape to your rattle...
sarahchica
Why don't Great Danes recite limericks at hazelnuts?
servwithasmile
How will I ever defenestrate a knob now?
shadowleopard
I wish my Frankenstein mask was babyish...
silviakundera
Ooh, I'm so bubbly, I could neigh at a radio!
sirndipiti
My pert umbrella said cry about the crumb, and don't fondle fossils on the way.
someidiothasice
Oh yes, you can unbuckle me, and you can fit inside me, and you can abuse Jeff K with my luxury yacht, but you won't change the way I remind people of Yogi Bear.
southpaw526
Is it a pillow? Is it a bowler hat? No, it's Godzilla! More muddy than a Taiwanese paper bag, able to go on a blind date with gaseous pomegranates in a single trifle!
spring_1970
cube.c:297: spiky fault before 'wraith' - pint mug overflow
squirrelmir
Why did the dead collarbone ask Nik about the ferret? Because it was stapled to the chequebook!
tavella
I'm a level 5 Cymbal, in fern-world! I've got a magic Nobel prize and everything!
tenebraeli
I'd rather measure a misty grape than play Quake against a mallard.
thelionforreal
Make a short documentary about streams, Kevan. Make a short documentary about streams like a beastly daffodil.
thermidor
My cufflink looks like an inimitable brick.
tis_true
I'm terribly sorry, but I must roast your fairy godmother.
tori_m
About this time of night, I like to invert a toenail clipping.
tpod
Don't you just hate it when you transmogrify ferns and your lecturer gets slippery?
twirlygrrl
Click on an eel, batter a daffodil; just don't expect them to slip up on you.
uhmidont
Is that a leg in your flagstone, or are you just gibbering?
ukcalico
Throttle my kipper tie and tell me that you drug Marilyn Manson.
uluviel
I'm a piano wire and I'm okay - I spray water all over vodka and tonics all night and I slap wallpaper paste onto shirts all day.
unbegrenzt
Early to play chess with sponges, early to charge towards sheds, makes a man paisley, greasy and precious.
undone27
Don't go out on the town with brazen bright green marker pens - worry geraniums!
victoriabitter
ALL YOUR GRASSHOPPER ARE BELONG TO US!
viggorlijah
I wish you wouldn't go back to those rabbits.
viva_gloria
If you go to gigs with me, I'll spray deodorant on you...
wax_jism
The rags - they stick sharp objects into me!
wizardlex
Is it true that you save wine gums?

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asilvahalo.livejournal.com

defenestrate is one of the best words ever.

pirateyes.livejournal.com

Woo! You've done good.

I'll just sit here and salivate over the randomness.

hetrez.livejournal.com

You couldn't possibly know this, because I keep most of my fetishes to myself, but I am in love with the word millipede. It's just. Millipede! So yes, this was amazing because of millipedes. They're like gummi worms, only cooler. And, you know, not for eating. But still, yum.