A few more malapropisms and eggcorns

[cimorene]

• felt like he had known them for years, down to their littlest kirks


• efforts he makes to steal himself


• a wreck, all nervous ticks


• Handsome, confident and striding towards him, a beam running across his face


• dramatically clamped a hand over his heart

Comments

[princessofgeeks]

I myself have had occasion to steal myself occasionally.

[cimorene]

How would you illustrate it in cartoon fashion, though? That was preoccupying me last night as I made this post.

[princessofgeeks]

No idea but it's an intriguing thought.