Some great malapropisms here

[cimorene]

• never put much stalk in



• to his heart's contempt



• put through the ringer



• jump through endless loops



• isn't trying to sugar quote it



• it was a matter of principal now



• It's been quite, a little too quite

Comments

[cimorene]

That level of irony isn't super common in the romance genre, but it's such a prolific genre that it's got a pretty good chance of having shown up anyway probably.