I honestly thought I'd have run out by now

[cimorene]

I've gone back years in my store of saved malapropisms now! This first one is a favorite that I've definitely mentioned before.

• he cried like a baby in a supply closet at the thought



• sewing discord



• only a matter of minuets before



• pinning, lots of pinning, after dinning at the ritz

Comments

[daegaer]

I like the matter of minuets! It must be a Regency canon ;-)

[cimorene]

It's actually Good Omens, so not impossible.

[princessofgeeks]

all of these are quite hilarious. And the first one almost makes sense.

[cimorene]

A baby in a supply closet would probably cry even more than a baby out of a supply closet, but who would put the baby in there? That's cruel and unusual to say the least.

[stranger]

Is the last one supposed to translate as "pining after dining at the Ritz"?

If "pinning" is intended as spelled, I am still very confused.

[cimorene]

Yes, it's supposed to be pining and dining.