ANOTHER CLOG IN THE MURDER MA-CHINE!

[cimorene]

1. a mere clog in the infernal machine that is your destiny



2. he marinated over his answer.



3. trying to tamper down his excitement



4. She mutters something ineligible



5. bright eyed and busy tailed



6. he feels too cold without Steve's arms convoluting his torso

 

NOTE: I am still laughing at #1. Last night I cried laughing.

Comments

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

#1 is hilarious. I am bookmarking it as a crack prompt. It's very good.

[vass]

Is 1. not literally sabotage?

[cimorene]

My first thought too. If they're actually a troll pretending to write badfic they put a LOT of effort in for that joke, but it would be truly epic.

[eve_n_furter]

Saw a good one today: "getting their knickers in a twister".
ETA: What is it about today? I stumbled right onto this: "a deadbeet woman".