Battle Viscosity sounds like a phrase that the unix console would output while compiling

[cimorene]

1. personality so big it seemed impossible for it to be snubbed out,



2. The school had gratuitously allowed the Metalhead to graduate,



3. the singer whaling into the microphone,



4. he had free reign to annoy his friends all day,



5. Steve’s viscous battle

Comments

[krait]

#3 immediately made me imagine some kind of concert that involves someone enthusiastically mimicking whalesong into a microphone. No idea what genre that'd be, but I'd probably attend! :D

[cimorene]

Same. I pictured Dory in Finding Nemo (with sad overtones about a once-favorite movie being ruined by Ellen Degeneres doubling down on being 'friends' with GWB and Pixar by the endemic sexual harrassment and misogyny revelations).