I FINALLY collected a fifth wild epithet!

[cimorene]

1. flirting with Hawkin's [sic] former-jock-turned-babysitter


2. start to get over the boy who ripped demobat heads off with his teeth and carried kids through hellgates in his free time


3. The reformed jock had never wanted to sink his hands into someone's hair so badly


4. an Ozzy Osborne song the latter male had shown him not too long ago


5. songs that the ex-jock didn't know

Comments

[princessofgeeks]

Um. No redeeming humor here, I"m afraid.

[cimorene]

I find them a bit funny simply through the ludicrous repetition. Like, they're really serious!