cimorene

I just noticed that the labels on my new shampoo and conditioner (Maui Moisture, aka Johnson & Johnson) both say "Store in a cool dry place".

Did they just copy this boilerplate from some other product? Nobody even proofread?

In other shampoo news, I recently learned while attempting to find product recommendations that the low-quality hair beauty contentosphere is now using the term

"Pre Poo"

to refer to... thoroughly wetting the hair before you put the shampoo in it... you know... just like (I thought) everybody already knew because of the fact that every shampoo ever says to on the bottle.

Just. Absolutely loathesome. Who came up with this? Who allowed this? What kind of debased, deranged person would perpetuate this?