JL interviews YOU! gacked from oneko_briar.

[cimorene]

[edit: jl is james lipton. if anyone knows who that is feel free to enlighten me.]

**the ideal situation would be a casual, leisurely setting. ten second intervals are welcome pauses. gestures are loose, unposed.**

JL: what's your favorite word?
cim: 'wax,' i think. ;) or it's a name, so does that not count? how about 'poignant.'*

JL: What's your least favorite word?
cim: 'cunt'

JL: In this whole wide world, of everything that's in it, what turns you on?
cim: luscious people. and good witty subtle humor.

JL: Don't censor yourself.
cim: like those impressionist odalisques. mmmh. x.x also, peaches. peaches rock. and soap opera-y mediocre slash fiction. it's all, 'maybe i should angst and then slam someone against the wall and kiss them frantically too! what a jolly good idea!'**

JL: What turns you off?
cim: random nasty people slobbering over me***

JL: What sound or noise do you love?
cim: rain on tin roof

JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
cim: cars backfiring

JL: What's your favorite curse word?
cim: motherfucker, although now possibly 'mousefucker'#

JL: What profession, other than yours, would you like? To attempt.
cim: none. writing is IT, yo.

JL: What profession would you not like? To participate in.
cim:surgery. ewwwwwwwwwww.

JL: Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
cim: 'don't worry, you won't have to SEE the baptists.'

footnotes!

*favorite word in seventh grade, and since then i've not really cared. it's like people and colors--everything is beautiful.

**credit for this goes to wax_jism, and this is just me saying 'oh yes. quite right, now you mention it.' i believe her actual word was 'soapopera-licious' or possibly 'soapoperiffic.'

***see past rants on the subject of Bazooka Boy, aka pechebaie, and my analogy between this and the situation of the poor subjects of rps (::cough::domandelijah::cough::) whose devoted fans can't separate fantasy and reality.

teenies: oh, i know! don't bother to deny it. ;) it's okay :) :). i think it's cute how you're always having hot monkey sex. and you like bdsm, don't you? possibly dogs? i mean, these pictures prove it.
elijah/dom: er, no? what? those pictures are just pictures of us smiling. you act like that with your friends.
teenies: whatevers :-p. in my mind you're shagging indecently, with dogs and black leather! :D

#which i once said by accident when i meant 'mouse-killing motherfucker'

Comments

[jalfred.livejournal.com]

James Lipton. . . isn't he the guy who hosts "Inside the Actor's Studio"? He puts the "sych" in sychophant.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahha. very cute description, but i've never heard of the show... is this E! or what?

[jalfred.livejournal.com]

It's on Bravo. Lipton asks various famous "actors" about their "craft" in front of a bunch of acting students at the the "famed" Actor's Studio. Highly entertaining television.