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cimorenein which there is theory of frodo's eyes, proof that dom and elijah are gay, dirty dancing references, and sexual innuendo between gandalf and the balrog.
during the little actor interviews:
elijah trashes liv in this utterly insincere sincere way with his eyes all wide and innocent and i just want to pinch his cheeks and squeal. can't believe they didn't cut it. and oh, look, dom and lij wearing matching shirts (both baseball shirts), THEY MUST BE IN LOVE. gayer than baked goods, man.
dark circles under elijah's eyes. someone feed him and pet him and put him to bed. ::whimper::
sir ian holm on sir ian's acting method: he works as a team. sir ian on sir ian holm's: he makes every take different. damn, no redundancy! or humorous, you know, repetition or opposites or, i don't know. anyway, they missed quite an opportunity there.
sir ian used to underestimate christopher lee based on the movies he'd made. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. you and me both, sir ian. ::snort::
sean would call out the marine corps to retrieve the keys to elijah's apartment and elijah's all, 'huh? oh, thanks, lalala.' hahaha. ::smack::
the movie
elrond's the only one at the battle without a helm. he took it off because his head was sweating? oh, so isildur loses the ring in the water after diving in! sam's flower! his little smile! frodo hides bilbo from the sackville-bagginses! and he is a good lad.
frodo has big eyes. scared=big eyes angry=big eyes happy=big eyes (doodle).
always remember, frodo, the ring is TRYING TO GET BACK TO ITS MASTER. [closeup of pocket with ring]--why did the pocket not jiggle? hmpf.
sauron to gandalf at isengard: resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.
frodo's cheeks the first time the black rider passes ('it's a shortcut.' 'to what?' 'mushrooms!') have a feverish flush. DAMN, i say admiringly. have always wanted to see one of those. apparently the nazgul horse has pinkey. merry comes up behind frodo looking all DOMINATING and EEE and they are SO CLEARLY GAY AND IN LOVE THEY ARE GAYER THAN MESSENGER BAGS (ahem). either that or actors. ...nah. GAY.
***merry slapping himself (fly?). HAHAHAH. why would you EVER cut that?
sleeping hobbits/stabbing beds scene CHEAP.
the lay of luthien awww.
trouble: [strikes]
frodo: i know! i'll put on the ring, even though that has never worked before!
cim: [smite]
orcs=gross noises ALWAYS? how did they make nazgul-blade-creepy-sick frodo look so damned creepy with the eyes? HOW?
arwen grabs frodo, swings him onto horse, etc. sam, as they're riding away, 'hey, whaddya doin'?' because a ghetto sam is a real sam.
arwen: [gallops away]
frodo: ugnnhhhhhh. [translation: aragorn, don't let her take me!]
at rivendell. boromir/aragorn scene. i want him to spit on the tapestry; screw this subtlety shit. "stupid tapestry! pthoo."
b: who're you?
a: i'm the heir of anarion, actually. who are you? yeah, that would be my sword there...
b: ::cuts finger::
a: and that's why my ancestors were the kings of gondor and yours were the gatekeepers.
at rivendell, aragorn/arwen scene with the silver pendant and cheesy lines.
arwen: it is mine to give to whom i will--like my heart.
cim: because we weren't going to get that parallel if she didn't say it.
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camilafarfalla: it's like dirty dancing.
phineasjones: ::snorts::
camilafarfalla: [mumblemumble] standing on the log...
gandalf, at the council of elrond: i think i'll just stand between boromir and the ring.
hide n seek around the pillar, also CHEAP. frodo getting stabbed and falling shot? SO VERY CHEAP. cheaper than, like. someone very cheap.
gandalf: to the bridge of khazad-dum!
cim: and we all know who lives under there!
boromir: what new devilry is this?
gandalf: [extremely weary face]
cim: ahahahahaha
...
balrog: [appears]
cim: [screams with laughter]
camilafarfalla: are you really going to write gandalf/balrog, cim?
cim: ::through hysterical laughter:: it's going to be SO angsty! angstier than burn! since the first age! muahaha!
bridge falling in? CHEAP. and then they retreat amongst a... romantic hailing of arrows? hm.
boromir, on amon hen: frodo! fancy meeting you here! frodo! i can help you! what, frodo? you're not scared, are you? [after being beaten up by invisible!frodo] NO! frodo! i'm sorry, i didn't mean it! i'll never do it again! i just love you so much!
boromir after being shot twice: okay... it's only two arrows! i can stand up!
underwater sam looks high. hi, sam. (hahah.) tralala.
woo, and that's it.
oh, and i liked the extra lothlorien scenes a lot, so i put the pad and pen down during them. no humorous commentary to add at this time, anyway.
this is also a gip. chibi!cim. yes. moving on.
during the little actor interviews:
elijah trashes liv in this utterly insincere sincere way with his eyes all wide and innocent and i just want to pinch his cheeks and squeal. can't believe they didn't cut it. and oh, look, dom and lij wearing matching shirts (both baseball shirts), THEY MUST BE IN LOVE. gayer than baked goods, man.
dark circles under elijah's eyes. someone feed him and pet him and put him to bed. ::whimper::
sir ian holm on sir ian's acting method: he works as a team. sir ian on sir ian holm's: he makes every take different. damn, no redundancy! or humorous, you know, repetition or opposites or, i don't know. anyway, they missed quite an opportunity there.
sir ian used to underestimate christopher lee based on the movies he'd made. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. you and me both, sir ian. ::snort::
sean would call out the marine corps to retrieve the keys to elijah's apartment and elijah's all, 'huh? oh, thanks, lalala.' hahaha. ::smack::
the movie
elrond's the only one at the battle without a helm. he took it off because his head was sweating? oh, so isildur loses the ring in the water after diving in! sam's flower! his little smile! frodo hides bilbo from the sackville-bagginses! and he is a good lad.
frodo has big eyes. scared=big eyes angry=big eyes happy=big eyes (doodle).
always remember, frodo, the ring is TRYING TO GET BACK TO ITS MASTER. [closeup of pocket with ring]--why did the pocket not jiggle? hmpf.
sauron to gandalf at isengard: resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.
frodo's cheeks the first time the black rider passes ('it's a shortcut.' 'to what?' 'mushrooms!') have a feverish flush. DAMN, i say admiringly. have always wanted to see one of those. apparently the nazgul horse has pinkey. merry comes up behind frodo looking all DOMINATING and EEE and they are SO CLEARLY GAY AND IN LOVE THEY ARE GAYER THAN MESSENGER BAGS (ahem). either that or actors. ...nah. GAY.
***merry slapping himself (fly?). HAHAHAH. why would you EVER cut that?
sleeping hobbits/stabbing beds scene CHEAP.
the lay of luthien awww.
trouble: [strikes]
frodo: i know! i'll put on the ring, even though that has never worked before!
cim: [smite]
orcs=gross noises ALWAYS? how did they make nazgul-blade-creepy-sick frodo look so damned creepy with the eyes? HOW?
arwen grabs frodo, swings him onto horse, etc. sam, as they're riding away, 'hey, whaddya doin'?' because a ghetto sam is a real sam.
arwen: [gallops away]
frodo: ugnnhhhhhh. [translation: aragorn, don't let her take me!]
at rivendell. boromir/aragorn scene. i want him to spit on the tapestry; screw this subtlety shit. "stupid tapestry! pthoo."
b: who're you?
a: i'm the heir of anarion, actually. who are you? yeah, that would be my sword there...
b: ::cuts finger::
a: and that's why my ancestors were the kings of gondor and yours were the gatekeepers.
at rivendell, aragorn/arwen scene with the silver pendant and cheesy lines.
arwen: it is mine to give to whom i will--like my heart.
cim: because we weren't going to get that parallel if she didn't say it.
camilafarfalla: it's like dirty dancing.phineasjones: ::snorts::camilafarfalla: [mumblemumble] standing on the log...gandalf, at the council of elrond: i think i'll just stand between boromir and the ring.
hide n seek around the pillar, also CHEAP. frodo getting stabbed and falling shot? SO VERY CHEAP. cheaper than, like. someone very cheap.
gandalf: to the bridge of khazad-dum!
cim: and we all know who lives under there!
boromir: what new devilry is this?
gandalf: [extremely weary face]
cim: ahahahahaha
...
balrog: [appears]
cim: [screams with laughter]
camilafarfalla: are you really going to write gandalf/balrog, cim?cim: ::through hysterical laughter:: it's going to be SO angsty! angstier than burn! since the first age! muahaha!
bridge falling in? CHEAP. and then they retreat amongst a... romantic hailing of arrows? hm.
boromir, on amon hen: frodo! fancy meeting you here! frodo! i can help you! what, frodo? you're not scared, are you? [after being beaten up by invisible!frodo] NO! frodo! i'm sorry, i didn't mean it! i'll never do it again! i just love you so much!
boromir after being shot twice: okay... it's only two arrows! i can stand up!
underwater sam looks high. hi, sam. (hahah.) tralala.
woo, and that's it.
oh, and i liked the extra lothlorien scenes a lot, so i put the pad and pen down during them. no humorous commentary to add at this time, anyway.
this is also a gip. chibi!cim. yes. moving on.
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Date: 16 Nov 2002 10:45 pm (UTC)a: and that's why my ancestors were the kings of gondor and yours were the gatekeepers.
::keels over laughing::
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Date: 18 Nov 2002 05:32 am (UTC)thank you though, but it was made by
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Date: 17 Nov 2002 09:25 pm (UTC)cim: ::through hysterical laughter:: it's going to be SO angsty!
I think I've reached the conclusion that Balrog/Gandalf is to you what PPG Angst!fic is to me. We're just too damn cool for our own respective goods, principesa.
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