return address on phone bill: hicksville, NY. surprised, anyone?

[cimorene]

tis the season
for holiday greetings.
can't find the number?
don't lose any slumber
dial 411
and we'll find it for you.
happy holidays!

so who's coming to hicksville with me and the flaming bludgeon? mamahooch? ::adjusts tiara::

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I'm SO in!

[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

"BLUDGEONING! I <3 bludgeoning!" said Katie, and her joy was fearsome and terrible to behold.

Sorry - I just re-read some of the Hebrew Scriptures this morning and it put me in the old-school smiting mood.

Re: I'm SO in!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

good, so that's you, me, ... and it looks like no one else! guess we won't be needing the bus.

[strangelette.livejournal.com]

Oooh, if Katie's busting out the flaming bludgeon I'm definitely there. It's like... a fun, violent field trip to teach us about...shit

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

well, yeah. i mean, basically, we'll kill the mofo who wrote the rhyme, the one whose idea it was, and anyone who was involved with getting it printed on the envelope.