cimorene

found this email from october in my inbox.

Lawrence Douglas (Dept of LJSTPEQRXYZ)* and I are doing this WAMH radio show this evening, from 8-10pm. He's been twisting my arm to tell my students.

George: "I'm sure they all know about it already."
Douglas: "Then no harm in telling them."
George: "But I don't want them to know about it."
Douglas: "You owe it to them."
George: "I owe it to them to keep them from listening to it. Besides, it's blatant self-promotion."
Douglas: "Yeah, so?"
George: "I don't do blatant self-promotion."
Douglas: [silence]
George: "And it would be inappropriate to use College equipment and resources to promote loopy personal adventures in self-expression."
Douglas: [shows gun]
George: [sends]

* Department of LJST = Law, Jurisprudence and Social Thought