cimorene

overheard conversations. lobby of geological survey/special collections library, university campus.

"but you can't have no ammo dump with no weapons!"
"they ain't got nothin' but a telephone."

good things about alabama?

dad: "people obey the law and get out of the way of emergency vehicles."
me: ::trying to pull up at an angle without hitting a sports utility monstrosity:: "you mean they don't someplace else?"
"in new orleans no one does."

the sewing machine thinks it doesn't have to work for me, but it is WRONG. it will work, oh yes.