so i had a karggo bunny--

[cimorene]

only not a real bunny exactly, because it was just a sort of MUST WRITE THIS imperative, without any sort of plot, right? well, phineasjones found my lazy ass a website about it, AND...

...no, get ready.

...he not only has a kid, but is engaged for sure and maybe MARRIED?

i call that EXTREMELY ANNOYING. i hate when canon gets in the way of a bunny! >.< does the 'write this' imperative go away? no! can i just write an unhappy ending or a non-serious fling? no! (we're talking about ME, here.) can i just steal the plot from myself?

no.

well, really. how dare he? NOW what am i supposed to do, engage in comical contortions of implausible possibilities to explain how he's not really serious?* or was just forced into an engagement to save her from some unpleasant situation, in shades of 19th century romance novels?

*probably

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[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

but but but wait!!! if her were married - or engaged - where's the little lady in any of the premiere pics? absent, if she exists. ok. must find out his marital status... i won't let something like this stand in the way of you writing karggo. no no no.

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

with the kid? >.- i dunno. well, maybe they have an engagement of indefinite length because she prefers it that way. maybe she doesn't wish to be married to him but does wish for him to be an actively participating dad and such. maybe it's a totally friendly arrangement because they both wanted a kid but she didn't want a husband! and maybe the PR DEVILS asked him to say engaged so as not to appear immoral! (okay, maybe not the last.)

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[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

yo! check your e-mail! wheee!