Cimorene

i greatly desire a nap. also:

in homer, there's always an epithet attached to someone's name. you know, "swift-footed achilles." am thinking of "edible elijah" but am not sure if the alliteration's too tacky. "adorable elijah"? "elijah, whose eyes are really fucking BLUE"? what about sean a? "cuddly sean." and sean b: "the other sean." yay! this is fun. oh right--i'm supposed to be apathetic.