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my mom tried to advance her theory of mall shopping yesterday, which was a 'where are we going? because it's your turn to pick' kind of theory. i suggested we walk along and look for a place we liked, sorta strolling, since we weren't shopping FOR anything. 'but we didn't stop where i liked, because you rushed me through,' she said.

i rushed her through because i was reading the mall map and trying to find her tea store. i was engaged in this highly unpleasant activity for half an hour at her instigation, while she kept trying to get us all lost.

so i lost it. 'i was taking you to the tea store. you asked me where the damn tea store was, and i found it,' i said.

'don't use that word with me,' she sniffed.

...exCUSE me? this the woman who regularly requests other drivers and radio personalities to die and calls them much worse?

fine, next time i'll say 'fucking.' hypocritical bitch.

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