if only wank were really like ibuprofen

[cimorene]

the wank and the rain are both really coming down. (well, to be fair, the wank is there already and i'm just reading it with great enjoyment.)

until wank gains magical restorative properties, i've got the ibuprofen here and now i just need a glass of water. sometimes i wish the dog had hands.

edit: ahahah. saw it in metaquotes yesterday, but didn't appreciate the beauty until i'd read all the wank it was taking aim at... sorchar says Just as a bit of advice: Before trying to use the "battle of wits with unarmed person" snark, one should make sure one's own weapons are loaded, and that one can actually find the battlefield.

Comments

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Wait...your dog doesn't have hands?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

he was born this way.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Neat!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

::blush::

RE: wish the dog has hands

[patchworkdragon.livejournal.com]

I often command my dog to fetch me a drink of water, or turn off the light, or some such. He has yet to obey.
Granted, the lack of opposable thumbs as well as the incredible tininess would probably make these tasks difficult, but still. He's supposed to be helpful, right?

Re: RE: wish the dog has hands

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i know if he COULD he WOULD. those puppeh eyes don't lie.