it actually went like
mom: are you ready to go, or do you want to wait a while? it IS raining pretty hard.
me: i need a few minutes.
mom (mad): well, i thought we were going to go. i have a lot of stuff to do today (which i hadn't known before). if you're not ready i can go home and start doing all that stuff and you can call me later and see if i have time.
me: so what you really meant was 'are you ready to go now? because if you're not ready right away i'm going to become annoyed and go do something else instead.'
mom: i'm not annoyed!
me: then why are you sounding annoyed?
mom: then why don't YOU get done when you say you will and blahblahblah!
me: well why don't YOU just say what you really MEAN?
[mom goes in bathroom]
mom: blahblahblah! i'll just come back LATER!
me: no, i'm ready. we can go [reluctantly as i had not yet reached the desired stopping point]
mom: YOU'RE STILL TYPING!
me: THIS IS IMPORTANT!
mom: (sneering) is it a job application?
me: no.
mom: (looks over my shoulder and sees what it is--a piece of fiction which i am editing.) (sarcastically) oh, i see. important. i'm going. (slams door.)
mom: are you ready to go, or do you want to wait a while? it IS raining pretty hard.
me: i need a few minutes.
mom (mad): well, i thought we were going to go. i have a lot of stuff to do today (which i hadn't known before). if you're not ready i can go home and start doing all that stuff and you can call me later and see if i have time.
me: so what you really meant was 'are you ready to go now? because if you're not ready right away i'm going to become annoyed and go do something else instead.'
mom: i'm not annoyed!
me: then why are you sounding annoyed?
mom: then why don't YOU get done when you say you will and blahblahblah!
me: well why don't YOU just say what you really MEAN?
[mom goes in bathroom]
mom: blahblahblah! i'll just come back LATER!
me: no, i'm ready. we can go [reluctantly as i had not yet reached the desired stopping point]
mom: YOU'RE STILL TYPING!
me: THIS IS IMPORTANT!
mom: (sneering) is it a job application?
me: no.
mom: (looks over my shoulder and sees what it is--a piece of fiction which i am editing.) (sarcastically) oh, i see. important. i'm going. (slams door.)