soup, salad, vitriol?

[cimorene]

we ordered steak-out for supper instead. at lunch time we had agreed we would substitute salads for our chips. i did not remind her of that at dinner. she ordered without the menu.

me, opening bag: so the salads are in here?
mom: dad's salad is.
me: what about our salads?
mom: only daddy's came with a salad.
me: no, ours were supposed to. the cheeseburgers come with chips and you could pay extra to substitute a salad.
mom: oh, i didn't do that.
me: oh my GOD.
mom: i forgot.
me: it was written on the menu.
mom: i didn't order with the menu.
me: okaaaaaaaaaaaaay, i don't have salad.
dad: is there any in the fridge?
me: no. i'm not going to have salad because mom is an idiot.
dad: you can have my salad.
me: i don't want it.

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Moms can be very annoying creatures. One day Sean will be typing away about how frustrating I am I bet, and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

he would now if he could.

me: I SAID MY SHIRT IS WET YOU MORON!
mom: what is it, baby?
me: WEEEET! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
mom: sean, are you being a bad baby?

what does she want me to do, speak ENGLISH or something???

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Here he is asking for my help and I'm threatening to ship him off to the salt mines.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

sean: CLEAN THE POO OFF MY BUTT, DUMBASS.
holls: bad babies live in the mailbox!
sean: did i mention bad babies? DID I???

can't...breathe....must...laugh....

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Sean: Feed me!
Mom: Are you being a fussy baby?
Sean: Yeah because I'm fucking STARVING!
Mom: You're going to get a bumspank if you don't stop it!
Sean: So being hungry is a crime? BITCH!

Re: can't...breathe....must...laugh....

[cimness.livejournal.com]

see how unfair you are?