essential what not to read #1,600,043

[cimorene]

+stories that use the dialogue 'you are my heart, my life, my light and my soul' other than in jest

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[mirabella]

The *blasters* were poisoned? That's quite a trick. Also, I think there should be a moratorium on people roaring during sex, because that is just funnier than hell.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i know--it reminds me of the games my cousin and i played with bdsm polygamous bisexual barbies and they had named all their sex positions who would ever come up with something like that anyway???