what not to read #1,600,049

[cimorene]

+stories that begin

I fell in love with my Master when I was sixteen. Just standing next to him, anywhere, anytime, made my palms sweat. He could say, "Good Morning, Padawan," and I'd become fully, painfully erect, seemingly for the rest of the day. I wanted him so badly that I could think of nothing else for weeks on end. I loved being with him, being his Padawan. Having the right to just be near him.

Comments

[flyingcheerio.livejournal.com]

Haha, sweaty palms, how romantic!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i know, and how uncomfortable. seriously, EVERY time he stood near the person he LIVES with and SPENDS EVERY DAY WITH?

[flyingcheerio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that perma-erection must be uncomfortable too!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

the quis and obis of fiction are much put-upon by things like that. imagine having to stop what you're doing constantly to meditate on ice-fields and serenity and stuff.

[mirabella]

Dude, I just read one where the two of them spent like fifty pages arguing over homework and grades and curfews and then jumped each other. Am now going to take a shower and then spork out my eyes.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i wouldn't have made it through the fifty pages, i don't think.

i admit that i tend to scan for 'first-time' in the category, and then only read it if the summary isn't too appalling.

[mirabella]

I skimmed a lot. And it never got any better. And then it got worse. *shudders*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i just read a place among the stones (http://www.masterapprentice.org/archive/a/a_place.html) by sage. this is one of several stories built on the premise that they store memories in stones, and that obi collects said stone memories. i believe it comes from the jedi apprentice blahblahwhatsit pro books. anyway, i liked it a lot. sweetsweetsweet, mushy. i almost cried, but then i'm on my period. anyway, it's good. i'm about to rec it.