star wars rec

[cimorene]

ahahahahahaha.

"I made a complete fool of myself. He apologised for treating me harshly over the arrest thing and I completely lost it. I practically accused him of deliberately setting out to destroy my sex life and now he thinks I'm some kind of weirdo who doesn't know how to jerk off."

for some reason, that's the funniest thing i've read all night. maybe cause it's getting late.