sorta rec. wodehouse slash again.
6 Nov 2003 02:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimorene"Ho! That shows how much you know! I saw a chap in the pictures the other night who, for various reasons, had to escape the confines of his upper garments. Did he sit around twiddling with buttons? No! He placed his hands *here* and *here* and with a single powerful rending..."
"I imagine the gentleman in question was not proposing to wear the garment subsequently. I also imagine that if he did find in future that the shirt was required, it would not fall to him to repair it."
"Well, it wouldn't fall to me to... Oh. Sorry."
"Thank you, sir. Allow me.” (the rest of it isn't as good as that bit. so i'm not certain that this is a rec.)
"I imagine the gentleman in question was not proposing to wear the garment subsequently. I also imagine that if he did find in future that the shirt was required, it would not fall to him to repair it."
"Well, it wouldn't fall to me to... Oh. Sorry."
"Thank you, sir. Allow me.” (the rest of it isn't as good as that bit. so i'm not certain that this is a rec.)
