badfic spoonerisms and stuff which are funny... need a community!

[cimorene]

aeslis: OUCH
aeslis: oh that was painful.
cim thing: whawha?
aeslis: The full moon was like a giant silver glowing orb in the sky illuminating all of the garden up, covering it with a magical silver sheen.
cim thing: ILLUMINATING THE GARDEN UP hahahahahah
cim thing: man, you know what i want?
aeslis: a zapper?
cim thing: a community for amusingly misplaced modifiers and misuse of words in badfic
cim thing: just for quoting the amusing lines, y'know?
aeslis: oooooooo.

so i present: danglypartsiple.

you know you want to!