can't get no satisfaction

[cimorene]

sadly, i can't find anything to read in my bookmarks that i haven't read yet and that's short enough for my midnight-level attention span. i read the last good omens fic i had bookmarked. nothing to write home about.

remember i was wearing a metal ring the other day? i was all excited that it wasn't going to give me an allergic reaction. then today the reaction appeared. the itch is on the verge of pain. i had to wrap a harry potter bandaid around my ring finger (from a distance it rather looks like a ring). but why would it wait three or four days before working? and then still show up in the proper place? maybe i did it today, but today i wasn't wearing a ring.

hum.

i like ttt quite a bit better than fotr. who's with me?

Comments

[adventureman.livejournal.com]

While Adventure Man! is pretty sure this isn't the kind of thing you're looking for, he found it entertaining as hell.
So. . . yeah.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2003/07/22another.html

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...ahahahahahah. those fucking whales.